suspiciousmilk:

does anyone want to be my virtual sugardaddy and buy me things online for literally nothing in return???

Jennifer Lawrence Burger King

Jennifer Lawrence on a Burger King commercial

thequeenofhell:

Isn’t it weird that in 20 years you are going to be a completely different person then you are right now. A different house, different friends hopefully faster wifi.

“Why do you weep? Did you think I was immortal?”

Louis XIV (last words)

2-spook:

Just in case

koalatea:

steps 2 a slightly happier life

  1. stay hydrated tell that thirsty shit 2 fuk outta here
  2. reblog other ppls selfies
  3. pet dogs or hold cats whatever u are into 
  4. listen to music you like dont waste ur time pretending 2 like shit u arent into
  5. ask other people about how they’re doing. literally just ask its nice to hear about ppls days believe it or not
  6. do not tolerate fuck boys if they make you uncomfortable let them know they deserve 2 hear that they aint shit

yungbasedblogger:

teacher: why are you late?

me:image

harryspankme:

this girl in my class today was writing a ton of stuff on her paper while we were taking notes and i was like “woah what are you writing did i miss something she said” and the girl laughed and was like “oh i’m not taking notes this is a list of things that annoy me”

carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:

I have two moods 

One is highly sophisticated intellectual who goes into complex thoughts and is always moody and deep

the other is an immature 5 year old that doesn’t know how to control herself or her language or her actions

there is no inbetween

dopamine-addiction:

beatlesboobsandbulges:

My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican

Parenting done right

DC